Deep Thoughts Software is proud to bring you a modern remake of the classic game Drug Wars for our spam infested times!

You've just embarked on an exciting new career - congratulations! But, you've got a ways to go to be a laptop kingpin, you don't even have a laptop...

No, you're going to have to spam the old-fashioned way.

It's time to SPAM THE STREETS!

You have 30 days (or 5 days if you play the ultra-tough 5 day game) to make your millions! But beware, life isn't so easy. You have a loan to pay off (or the loan shark will come after you) and you never know when those pesky cops will be hiding around the next corner. Buy low, sell high. Profit!